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It’s not for the cock, it’s for a naughty “noughties” playlist
Nov 23rd
The Noughties- Spotified
Here at Cock Towers, we are planning some pretty epic and mouthwatering content devoted to this past ten years of music. It’s gonna be good. I don’t want to tempt fate, but do they do awards in blog-centric coverage of a decade in music? If so…better start writing a speech.
It’s not for the cock, it’s for my first Spotted Dick.
Oct 16th
Although this is the blog’s fourth edition of Spotted Dick this is my first contribution to a feature which has unarguably taken the music world by storm since it’s conception and put a previously little known music application firmly on the map. More >
It’s not for the cock, it’s for a diamond in the rough.
Jan 20th
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As a music blog we get sent ALOT of music and this is the first time I’ve found something that I think is worth giving to you. That’s not to say that the rest of what we get sent is rubbish, although a fair amount is, but this is the first time we’ve got something that I think we’d cover if we’d found it somewhere else and it’s by a group who clearly have potential. More >
It’s not for the cock, it’s for alphabetical perfection
Nov 16th
Have you ever tried to look for perfection? Something which can’t be improved by anything at all. The best of its kind. The very thing all others like it strive to be. Like Reenie Hollis is to the group of attractive female bassists. Well, in Daft Punk‘s One More Time I have found perfection. I’m not saying it’s the perfect song (that’d be silly). No no, this is the perfect p.
It’s not for the cock, It’s for keeping the blog alive.
Jun 10th
Exams are killing the blog. It’s true. Even though I don’t do much revision, whenever I’m not revising I’m indulging in world class procrastination, and writing on this blog sounds too much like work.
Other members of the blog probably have more valid reasons for not writing, like the outrageous amount of revision they are completing, but someone has to break this stalemate. More >
It’s not for the cock, it’s for the lady gardens
May 18th
Gwen Stefani
Recently I have had some delightful musical surprises that I feel I only appreciate as deeply as I do because of my gender. So, as the only female writer for this phallic ridden music blog I have decided to post some treats from some great female acts to celebrate these aforementioned surprises. More >
It’s not for the cock, it’s for the familiarity
Apr 24th
What makes a musician great? Is it the skill in which he shreds his guitar? Or the insights into humanity he offers through his lyrics? Or maybe it’s the complexity of the music he plays? More >