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		<title>It&#8217;s not for the cock, it&#8217;s for the Final Fantasy.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lauren</dc:creator>
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Owen Pallett, Lightspeed Champion/ Union Chapel/ 25.01.10
Tonight is a big night for Domino. As well as These New Puritans giving their new album it&#8217;s first live outing while backed by an orchestra somewhere in Shepherd&#8217;s Bush, two of their solo artists who are releasing sophomore and debut albums for the label this year are here [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Owen Pallett, Lightspeed Champion/ Union Chapel/ 25.01.10</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Tonight is a big night for Domino. As well as These New Puritans giving their new album it&#8217;s first live outing while backed by an orchestra somewhere in Shepherd&#8217;s Bush, two of their solo artists who are releasing sophomore and debut albums for the label this year are here at Union Chapel. <span id="more-1348"></span>Lightspeed Champion and Owen Pallett are two who, while being worlds apart, somehow still manage to stay in the same postcode in terms of style. Unlike Owen, Devonte Hynes is still playing behind his Lightspeed Champion moniker, and considering what a huge departure this style is from his previous project Test Icicles where he assumed the character of Dev Metal suggests that there are many other musical faces to the performer. That&#8217;s not to say that he doesn&#8217;t throw himself into the character he&#8217;s playing tonight as his aesthetics compliment how his music sounds and is performed. From his performance, which was announced just hours before the show, he&#8217;d have you believe that his status as an indie hipster is just a creation of some far off press department as his charm comes across as a pleasing accidental bi-product of his performance. In between songs he is polite, slightly shy and completely without any air of pretension. His performances are heartfelt and sincere with the keyboard sounding particularly powerful throughout the chapel.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">When Dev finishes he is met with a hug from Owen which seems to also be a very public and very enthusiastic embrace of the headliner&#8217;s new relationship with Domino and himself as a performer no longer playing through Final Fantasy but stamping his own name firmly on his solo work. As usual he sets up his own equipment on stage, walks off and returns to a rapturous applause from the sold out venue. Perhaps less unusual is the fact he&#8217;s joined by another musician who adds everything from guitar to the occasional whistle giving the songs a full and more complete sound. Especially those from the new record &#8216;Heartland&#8217; (which Owen assures us is not a concept album) which is much more ambitious in going beyond his signature looped violin, which is by no means less impressive when used this evening showing his innate skill and precision timing. The two musicians have a good humored rapport with each other and Pallett seems very at home speaking to the audience, even managing to come back from a mistake turning it into a funny little anecdote, the mark of a good performer. By the end of the night it seem very fitting that the last venue he did a solo show as Final Fantasy is where he plays his first as Owen Pallett, the former filled with mysterious light shows while tonight seems more open and simple like the man himself. Final Fantasy is dead, long live Owen Pallett.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.myspace.com/lightspeedchampion" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/www.myspace.com');">Lightspeed Champion-Myspace</a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.myspace.com/lightspeedchampion" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/www.myspace.com');"></a><a href="http://www.itsnotforthecock.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/No-Surprise-live-on-BBC-6-Music.mp3" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/wp-content/uploadsitsnotforthecock./wp-content/uploads/2010/02/No-Surprise-live-on-BBC-6-Music.mp3');">Lightspeed Champion-No Surprise (live on BBC 6 Music)</a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.myspace.com/owenpallettmusic" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/www.myspace.com');">Owen Pallett-Myspace</a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.itsnotforthecock.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/No-Cars-Go-Arcade-Fire-Cover.mp3" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/wp-content/uploadsitsnotforthecock./wp-content/uploads/2010/02/No-Cars-Go-Arcade-Fire-Cover.mp3');">Owen Pallett-No Cars Go (Arcade Fire Cover)</a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.itsnotforthecock.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/12-Learn-To-Keep-Your-Mouth-Shut-Owen-Pallet.m4a" >Final Fantasy-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut, Owen Pallet</a></p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s not for the cock, it&#8217;s for album of the decade #10</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gavin Williams</dc:creator>
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Although now quite comfortably (actually, is anyone comfortable during The Great Freeze of 2010?) into the next decade, it&#8217;s still cool to talk about the last decade of music. And if it&#8217;s not cool, then hopefully we get away with being so uncool that we&#8217;re actually quite cool. And if that doesn&#8217;t happen, then I [...]]]></description>
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<p>Although now quite comfortably (actually, is <em>anyone </em>comfortable during <strong>The Great Freeze of 2010?</strong>)<strong> </strong>into the next decade, it&#8217;s still cool to talk about the last decade of music. And if it&#8217;s not cool, then hopefully we get away with being so uncool that we&#8217;re actually quite cool. And if that doesn&#8217;t happen, then I don&#8217;t want to be cool anyway. Where am I? Yes. Albums of the decade. The latest one is written by Morgan Meaker and her choice is <em>Fur and Gold </em>by Bat For Lashes. What follows are her lovely thoughts and words on said album:</p>
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<p><em>FUR AND GOLD &#8211; BAT FOR LASHES<br />
As soon I was asked to write about what I thought was the best album of the decade I immediately recalled my current obsession, Bat for Lashes, and her debut album &#8220;Fur and Gold&#8221;. (Although, as this was released in 2007 I should probably admit to this obsession being slightly more permanent&#8230;)<br />
Throughout this album Natasha Kahn&#8217;s voice radiates this amazing, etheral, dream like quality that makes me want to cover myself in glitter, put on a cape and dance around the room clapping my hands in time to the unfaltering drum beat that features in &#8220;Trophy&#8221;, a track which in my personal opinion, is the best of the album.<br />
The eclectic instrumentation really sets this album apart. Within the extensive soundscape can be found pianos, harpsicords, violins, violas, drum machines and hand claps as well as other unusual percussive tools. On top of her refreshing choice of sounds, the originality of her lyrics also define this album as brilliant. Inspired by fairytales and uncertainty it reveals within Kahn an impressive imagination and individuality. Despite the obvious undertones of Bjork and Kate Bush I feel that this is an album which really did something different, a rare occurence for the noughties, a decade which appears to have been dominated by guitar heavy indie as well as generic pop music, loved only by 13 year old girls and the charts.</em></p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s not for the cock, it&#8217;s for albums of the decade 9.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 11:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lauren</dc:creator>
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Another late one here, which I&#8217;d like to point out is through no fault of out very prompt guest writer but because I ate so much over the festive period my lap was too round to balance a laptop on. Dom Gourlay, who pens for sites like drownedinsound and contactmusic has been a great help [...]]]></description>
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<p>Another late one here, which I&#8217;d like to point out is through no fault of out very prompt guest writer but because I ate so much over the festive period my lap was too round to balance a laptop on. Dom Gourlay, who pens for sites like drownedinsound and contactmusic has been a great help and inspiration to the cock team over our few short years and we&#8217;re very pleased to finally be displaying some of his work. So without further ado I&#8217;d like to present his top ten records of the decade.<br />
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times New Roman;">Lists. Dontcha just love &#8216;em? Come December its that time of year where everyone starts putting together their &#8220;Best Ofs&#8221;, &#8220;Worst Ofs&#8221;, &#8220;Should Ofs&#8221;&#8230;you know the drill. Except this time its slightly different as we&#8217;re less than a month away from reaching the end of another decade. Indeed its frightening to think that Millennium eve when every pub up and down the land charged extortionate entry prices for a pint of warm lager was ten years ago.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times New Roman;">Its also been a fantastic decade for music; too good to be true in many cases. When the good people of Its Not For The Cock&#8230; asked me to write a piece on my ten favourite albums of the decade that will forever be known as &#8220;the noughties&#8221; my initial reaction was &#8220;piece of piss&#8221;. Then of course the hard work begins, such as trying to cull the final contenders down from an initial shortlist of 150 for starters. &#8220;Where are King Adora?&#8221; a lonesome voice asks. Apologies are in the post. It may also surprise some that many of this decade&#8217;s biggest sellers such as Radiohead, Muse, Oasis, The White Stripes, The Strokes and The Libertines have no place here either. In fact, with the exception of Matt Bellamy and co.&#8217;s &#8216;Origin Of Symmetry&#8217;, none of the aforementioned artists even made that top-heavy shortlist, so without further ado, let&#8217;s kick off that Top 10 in reverse order, starting with&#8230;.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times New Roman;">10. THE COOPER TEMPLE CLAUSE &#8211; See This Through And Leave (Morning Records, 2002). Although initially noticed because of their outrageous mullets haircuts and tight-fitting clothes (this was 2002 don&#8217;t forget), their growing reputation was already in overdrive courtesy of several low-key seven-inch releases and a blistering live show that saw them blow the likes of Embrace, My Vitriol and (yes folks, BELIEVE) Muse sky high during six heady months prior to the release of &#8216;See This Through And Leave&#8217;, their debut album. An eclectic mix of noise-rock, pop, beats and abstract electronica, it even spawned the odd hit single or two in &#8216;Film Maker&#8217; and &#8216;Who Needs Enemies?&#8217;. Sadly, it would also represent the pinnacle of their career as the over-produced follow-up &#8216;Kick Up The Fire And Let The Flames Break Loose&#8217; failed to ignite their status to the level of many of the peers they&#8217;d effortlessly usurped in those early days.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times New Roman;">9. BLOC PARTY &#8211; Silent Alarm (Wichita, 2005). It’s strange what a difference five years can make. Turn the clock back to December 2004 and this London four-piece were the most eagerly awaited show about to hit town. &#8216;Silent Alarm&#8217;&#8217;s preceding singles &#8216;She&#8217;s Hearing Voices&#8217;, &#8216;Banquet&#8217; and &#8216;Helicopter&#8217; only told a small part of the story. The rest was to be unveiled just a few months later in the shape of this Paul Epworth-produced masterpiece that while obviously taking inspiration from many past orators such as Gang Of Four and Wire, also sounded like the freshest, most inspiring slice of post-punk fuelled rock unleashed in years. That it influenced a host of copycats was no fault of its creators; that they subsequently fell into the trap of believing their own hype and released increasingly substandard records ever since sadly is&#8230;</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times New Roman;">8. THE TWILIGHT SAD &#8211; Fourteen Autumns And Fifteen Winters (Fat Cat, 2007). Who would have thought that a little village on the outskirts of Glasgow would be the birthplace and inspiration for one of the most dynamic and devastatingly impacted records of the decade? Kilsyth-based four-piece The Twilight Sad were something of an unknown quantity outside their hometown, until a demo of theirs found its way onto Channel 4 Teletext&#8217;s &#8216;Planet Sound&#8217; some two years prior to &#8216;Fourteen Autumns And Fifteen Winters&#8217; release. Even then, with most of the country&#8217;s labels&#8217; fixations split between finding a successor to The Libertines or their post-punk angular take on Bloc Party, The Twilight Sad found themselves largely ignored except for ambitious south coast indie Fat Cat. Although only comprising nine songs in total of which two are mere interludes, &#8216;Fourteen Autumns&#8230;&#8217; sheer intensity sets it apart from anything released under the post-rock/folk banner either before or after, James Graham&#8217;s unsettling brogue still sounding as menacing today on the likes of &#8216;Cold Days From The Birdhouse&#8217; and &#8216;And She Would Darken The Memory&#8217; as it did back then.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times New Roman;">7. AT THE DRIVE-IN &#8211; Relationship Of Command (Grand Royal, 2000). For many, the Leeds Festival of 2000 will be remembered as the year Daphne &amp; Celeste found themselves engulfed in a halo of piss and vitriol while Oasis appeared to be in meltdown having just released arguably their worst record to date and seemingly fallen apart onstage during their headline slot. To me, however, that year was my first experience of a term that called itself &#8220;emo&#8221;; my first encounter with a genuine cross-pollination of all things punk, metal and acerbic college rock. The hyperactive performance from one Cedric Bixler still goes down in legend, but their own hiatus culminating in eventual disintegration ensured their legendary status was created, and &#8216;Relationship Of Command&#8217;, their third and final album, was as fine a parting shot of an epitaph any band could need.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times New Roman;">6. PORTISHEAD &#8211; Third (Island, 2008). Who says reunions and reformations should be kept away from the recording studio? The Bristol-based trio of Beth Gibbons, Geoff Barrow and Adrian Utley may not have written or worked together in eleven years but no one would have noticed as &#8216;Third&#8217;, their (obviously) third studio album outdid both of its predecessors in the most accomplished of fashions. Whereas other notable artists from a similar era (hello The Verve) failed miserably in trying to continue from where they&#8217;d last left off, Portishead simply set about achieving what they&#8217;d always done best, mapping out the future via a plethora of musical creations that sounded like no others on earth. Take the album&#8217;s lead single &#8216;Machine Gun&#8217; for example. Its almost complete reliance on abrasive, repetitive percussion beats assisted by nothing more than Gibbons&#8217; strained, harrowing vocal stands out as one of the decade&#8217;s most defining musical moments. Roll on 2019 for the follow-up I guess&#8230;</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times New Roman;">5. WILD BEASTS &#8211; Two Dancers (Domino, 2009). It would be wrong to suggest standards have deteriorated over the course of the decade, and &#8216;Two Dancers&#8217; by Kendal-cum-Leeds quartet is a perfect example. Recorded over a three-week period at the beginning of the year, &#8216;Two Dancers&#8217; combined a perfect blend of eccentric, ambiguous and ultimately inventive pop music that not only reinforced pop music as a credible option once more, but also surely acts as a standard bearer well into the next decade.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times New Roman;">4. A PLACE TO BURY STRANGERS &#8211; A Place To Bury Strangers (Killer Pimp, 2007). The term &#8220;noise rock&#8221; often found itself mis-interpreted by those more akin to associate it with pretentious and unlistenable symphonies mostly constructed up the anal passages of their creators. However, this self-produced beauty was coming from a different stratosphere entirely. A Place To Bury Strangers&#8217; main driving force Oliver Ackermann had spent most of the previous decade as one-quarter of ubiquitous shoegazers Skywave, but having recently developed his own successful effects pedal sideline &#8216;Death By Audio&#8217;, it was time to engage some of those products amidst his other main passion, making music. What makes this record so unbelievably authentic is that it was initially little more than a collection of demos recorded over a three-year period dispatched around several labels in the hope of a reaction. That Killer Pimp immediately offered to put the songs out as the band&#8217;s debut album speaks volumes, a facet Ackermann and his band know all about. Quite possibly the most astounding shoegaze-tinged record since &#8216;Loveless&#8217;. Yes, that good.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times New Roman;">3. ARCTIC MONKEYS &#8211; Whatever People Say I Am, That&#8217;s What I&#8217;m Not (Domino, 2006). The legacy of the Arctic Monkeys exploits on Libertines forums and MySpace will be talked about for many a year. The fact many promoters had them booked to play &#8211; yours truly included &#8211; and then duly cancel on the back of an unexpected wave of unprecedented success also leaves a less charming taste lingering in the mouth, yet at the same time, who in their right minds could begrudge them the plaudits deservedly received for &#8216;Whatever People Say I Am, That&#8217;s What I&#8217;m Not&#8217;, their initial record-breaking foray into album territory. Mixing Alex Turner&#8217;s tales of everyday Sheffield life and its assorted characters with a simple but effective musical backdrop that spawned a million tenth-rate imitators nationwide, the Arctic Monkeys place in rock&#8217;n'roll&#8217;s historical archives was signed, sealed and delivered in one glorious, forty-one minutes encompassing instant.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times New Roman;">2. THE ARCADE FIRE &#8211; Funeral (Rough Trade, 2005). &#8220;Blame Canada!&#8221; sang the cast of Southpark at the tail end of the previous decade, no doubt in jest, but one can imagine to the disdain of those North Americans lambasted by Trey Parker and Marc Shamain. One can imagine Win Butler and Regine Chassagne, the husband and wife centrepiece behind The Arcade Fire spitting fury at their television set in anger. The band itself may have only been formed in the early stages of the noughties but already the potential was evident by way of their first eponymous EP, released a year before &#8216;Funeral&#8217;. That their groundbreaking debut album would actually be inspired by several tragedies occurring in the everyday lives of its band members was even more remarkable, particularly as the general musical vibe was of a decidedly upbeat nature. Since the release of &#8216;Funeral&#8217;, many lesser artists have tried and failed to replicate its untouchable demeanour and unwavering spirit. As for the band themselves, &#8216;Funeral&#8217;&#8217;s 2007 follow-up &#8216;Neon Bible&#8217; was almost as inspiring in its own way, and having spent almost the entire period since on the road, a third album is pencilled in for 2010. Will it encapsulate this? I&#8217;d like to think so but very much doubt it.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times New Roman;">1. INTERPOL &#8211; Turn On The Bright Lights (Matador, 2002). Released on the 19th August 2002 &#8211; a week before my birthday &#8211; my girlfriend bought me the best surprise present of the decade; a ticket to go and see Interpol support The Tyde at Nottingham&#8217;s Social. Having driven her mad about this band from New York whose EP had landed on my doorstep a few weeks earlier, it was the proverbial next step to go and see them in the flesh if the opportunity ever arose. Thirty minutes later, I&#8217;d purchased pretty much the entire merchandise stand, &#8216;Turn On The Bright Lights&#8217;, their inaugural long player included, and ever since rarely a day has gone by without its eleven pieces of elegant beauty featuring at some point. A rarity among records from any generation in that it doesn&#8217;t contain one single bad track, from the assured perfection of &#8216;Untitled&#8217; and the way each instrument effortlessly enters the fray to the pulsating climax of &#8216;Leif Erikson&#8217;, &#8216;Turn On The Bright Lights&#8217; isn&#8217;t just the best record these ears have become accustomed to this past decade, its undoubtedly one of the greatest collections ever made.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s not for the cock, it&#8217;s for album of the decade #8</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 16:01:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gavin Williams</dc:creator>
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Despite having now turned over to another decade, I don&#8217;t think talking about the best albums of the last decade is any less relevant. Here is the latest post in our awe inspiring, earth shattering, truly ground breaking series of posts by guest writers. The album: Panic Prevention. The wonky toothed hero: Jamie T. The writer: Martin [...]]]></description>
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<p>Despite having now turned over to another decade, I don&#8217;t think talking about the best albums of the last decade is any less relevant. Here is the latest post in our awe inspiring, earth shattering, truly ground breaking series of posts by guest writers. The album: <em>Panic Prevention. </em>The wonky toothed hero: Jamie T. The writer: Martin Willis.</p>
<p><span id="more-1311"></span><em>Right from the off you can tell that Jamie T’s debut album, Panic Prevention, is going to be different; before breaking into the wonderfully raw ‘Brand New Bass Guitar’, Jamie Alexander Treays sets out his gameplan. As he shouts “fucking croissants” in a mock-French accent, Jamie T lodges tongue firmly into cheek, and carries this on throughout the album with dry English humour prevailing, even at the most serious moments. This humour combines with the influences that doubtlessly played their part in the album’s creation (Billy Bragg, Dizzee Rascal, The Libertines, The Clash) to create an album that is quintessentially English. Treays is also one of very few lyricists currently plying their trade in this country that can hold their head up alongside Alex Turner, providing Great British wit that the Great British public (of a certain age, at least) can relate to.</em></p>
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<p><em>Panic Prevention, while addressing issues both serious and frivolous, is always fun. At times it is raucous and unflinching (‘Operation’, ‘Pacemaker’), and at times moving; songs such as ‘Dry Off Your Cheeks’, ‘Ike and Tina’ and ‘Alicia Quays’ endeavour and succeed in providing both the cloud and the silver lining. Another of these serious notes, ‘Sheila’, alongside the fantastically entertaining ‘If You Got the Money’, show Treays’ ability to write great pop songs, while you can almost hear Mike Skinner cursing Treays in ‘So Lonely was the Ballad’ and ‘Calm Down Dearest’, poignant, thoughtful and, as ever, funny songs that take The Streets’ best moments and respectfully dash off over the horizon with them. Panic Prevention’s best moments, however, come when Jamie ditches his support band and goes it alone; ‘Brand New Bass Guitar’ and ‘Back in the Game’ are unrefined but never scrappy, and provide ample evidence of Treays’ abilities, both as lyricist and entertainer.</em></p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s not for the cock, it&#8217;s for the top 10 albums of 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 11:18:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gavin Williams</dc:creator>
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Pretty self explanatory really. Like everyone man and his dog has done, here&#8217;s my favourite albums of 2009. Little mentions should go out to: The XX, 5 Years of Hyperdub, Bombay Bicycle Club, Atlas Sound, Fanfarlo&#8230;.your albums are very good. But not top ten good.

10. White Denim- Fits
Fits, the follow up to White Denim&#8217;s stunning first effort Workout [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Pretty self explanatory really. Like everyone man and his dog has done, here&#8217;s my favourite albums of 2009. Little mentions should go out to: The XX, 5 Years of Hyperdub, Bombay Bicycle Club, Atlas Sound, Fanfarlo&#8230;.your albums are very good. But not top ten good.</p>
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<p><strong>10. White Denim- <em>Fits</em></strong></p>
<p><em>Fits, </em>the follow up to White Denim&#8217;s stunning first effort <em>Workout Holiday, </em>built upon the foundations placed down on that first album and turned them into a much more intricate, sprawling collection of songs. From the devilish &#8216;Say What You Want&#8217; through to the shimmering &#8216;Regina Holding Hands&#8217;, the band attacked a number of genres with great venom in their Texan tails to produce an album that is fun, sexy, emotional and often totally bonkers.</p>
<p><strong>9. Arctic Monkeys- <em>Humbug</em></strong></p>
<p>For a band that is basically the biggest contemporary guitar act in the country, any new release is always going to be weighed down with the heavy load of very close scrutiny and expectation. The third album form the Arctic Monkeys got a mixed reception from fans and critics alike and, personally, I thought it was pretty much a sprawling mess of half baked ideas on first listen. However, given the chance, <em>Humbug </em>really gets under your skin and leaves the previous two albums by the band seeming slightly immature and one dimensional. The stylish little guitar lines know to place themselves on perfect occasions throughout the songs, the atmosphere of the whole affair is much darker and the sublime drumming of Matt Helders comes second only to Alex Turner&#8217;s consistently intriguing but vivid lyrics.</p>
<p><strong>8. Jamie T- <em>Kings and Queens</em></strong></p>
<p>After nearly falling into a pit of obscurity with the barely noticed single &#8216;Fire Fire&#8217;, Jamie T seemed to pull his socks up and get his game on. The resulting album, <em>Kings and Queens, </em>is a fantastic piece of JT style pop which takes on a plethora of genres from Dylanesque folk to ska via rap (sometimes all in one song). This album has so many emotions and points of view in abundance- gritty, bitter, regretful in equal measures to upbeat, life affirming and light hearted. It could be easy to dislike Jamie T, but in reality he&#8217;s far too loveable for that and deserves every crumb of success that falls his way.</p>
<p><strong>7. Grizzly Bear- <em>Veckatimest</em></strong></p>
<p>This is an absolutely fantastic album, I&#8217;ll let <a href="http://www.itsnotforthecock.co.uk/2009/12/23/its-not-for-the-cock-its-for-album-of-the-decade-6/#more-1291" >this</a> do the talking.</p>
<p><strong>6. The Maccabees- <em>Wall of Arms</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;">In a year when second albums quite consistently became the glorious step up they should be (rather than the confused messes they often turn out to be), The Maccabees shone as brightly as anyone. Developing their sound into something much bigger, bolder and often darker- <em>Wall of Arms </em>saw The Maccabees weave love songs in epic, heart swelling proportions while always swimming in sincerity and conviction. Beautiful stuff. </span></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"><strong>5. Micachu- <em>Vulture</em></strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;">This album- by whizz kid Mica Levi- is one of thrilling opposites and contradictions. Simultaneously minimalistic and complex, equally ridden with &#8220;POP SENSIBILITY&#8221; as it is falling down Left field tangents and strangely familiar yet paving very new directions. Highlights such as &#8216;Golden Phone&#8217; and &#8216;Calculator&#8217; show Michachu&#8217;s impeccable sense of fun with the truly nutty structures and tangents never straying too far from the catchy core of the song.</span></p>
<p><strong>4. Fuck Buttons- <em>Tarrot Sport</em></strong></p>
<p>The second album from the distinctively un-rock star duo Fuck Buttons is a masterpiece of droney, experimental noise. Each song builds gradually with rhythmic beats, darkly fuzzy synths and cutting screams of distortion all layered very carefully around each other. This otherworldly music perhaps isn&#8217;t for those with a short attention span or in need of instant gratification, but spend some quality time with this record and it will transport you far from the ups and downs of everyday life. Whether shuddering  and contorting in barely controlled panic (&#8217;Rough Steez&#8217;), syncing the galloping beat into an earth shudderingly euphoric drop (&#8217;The Lisbon Maru&#8217;) or gradually building up the force of a steam roller falling down a steep hill (&#8217;Olympians&#8217;)- the songs on <em>Tarrot Sport </em>simultaneously expand and blow the listener&#8217;s mind.</p>
<p><strong>3. The Horrors- <em>Primary Colours</em></strong></p>
<p>Not a lot can be said about this album that hasn&#8217;t already been mentioned a thousand times. Such is the massively overwhelming consensus that the second album by The Horrors is, often unexpectedly so, absolutely fantastic. With the heady guitars whirring around the kraut-esque synths and Farris Badwan&#8217;s nonchalantly delivered vocals and dark, smirking lyrics- the whole band pulled very firmly together in the same direction to create a fully rounded, brilliant album. From the opening waves of &#8216;Mirrors Image&#8217; to the final shimmering, swirling psychedelia of &#8216;Sea Within A Sea&#8217;, <em>Primary Colours</em> never dips below excellence. For an album which has had so much said about it, maybe singer Faris Badwan should have the last word here. In an interview he likened &#8216;Sea Within A Sea&#8217; to taking lots of good ecstasy and running down a hill really fast on a sunny day. That, as far as I can tell, seems to be as much of a perfect description for this album as any other.</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"><strong>2. Animal Collective- <em>Merriweather Post Pavillion</em></strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;">Released at the very start of the year, this was almost instantly heralded as what would be one of the albums of the year. But back then I don&#8217;t think anyone quite knew how good this was. Although perhaps poppier than previous Animal Collective albums, MPP is most definitely a grower and, as time went on, this album soared in popularity, taking the name of Animal Collective with it. With African style rhythms, sing-song melodies, 60&#8217;s style pop filtered through for an electronic generation, moments of calm, points of pure exuberance, psychedelic plates of bass, many overlapping vocal parts and so much more besides, this album is like having unrestricted access to the fragmented consciousness of someone tripping balls on acid. Most importantly though, <em>Merriweather Post Pavilion<span style="font-style: normal;"> is an album painted with such rich detail and with so many textures, it leaves you discovering new things about it on the 200th listen just as much as you did after the 2nd.</span></em></span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"><em><span style="font-style: normal;"><strong>1. Wild Beasts- <em>Two Dancers</em></strong></span></em></span></p>
<p>The second album by Wild Beasts saw them up their game considerably and, finally, get the credit they deserve. From the carefully constructed, heavy hearted opener of &#8216;Fun Powder Plot&#8217; through to the glorious curtain closer &#8216;The Empty Nest&#8217;, <em>Two Dancers </em>is a consistently breathtaking album. What may have seemed initially like slightly duller moments of the album gradually revealed themselves to be most striking (the sad, scary lyrics about being gang raped in the title track springs to mind) and what were the most instantly accessible songs (&#8217;All The King&#8217;s Men&#8217;, &#8216;Hooting and Howling&#8217;) only got better with time. This is an album of incredible strength where immense sadness, an unbeatable idea of fun, deep introspection, celebration and a wonderful sense of humour are all articulated with alarming precision. This is my album of the year because it is strikingly unique yet  often fun and always captivating. It is, quite simple, a beautiful and magical album.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s not for the cock, it&#8217;s for album of the decade #7</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 13:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gavin Williams</dc:creator>
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The latest album in our best of the decade series is undoubtedly a masterpiece and the way it carved itself an alarmingly unique and powerful corner within music will surely make it one of the most talked about albums for years to come. After its release in 2004, the musical world has taken on a [...]]]></description>
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<p>The latest album in our best of the decade series is undoubtedly a masterpiece and the way it carved itself an alarmingly unique and powerful corner within music will surely make it one of the most talked about albums for years to come. After its release in 2004, the musical world has taken on a much more epic and grandiose look ever since.  The album is <em>Funeral </em>and the band is Arcade Fire and writing about it today is Mike Gourlay who works for <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=69928393318&amp;ref=ts" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/www.facebook.com');">Infected</a>. Infected is a specialist and regional music press and promotions company who are currently looking after- among others- the likes of Interpol, Late of the Pier, Bat For Lashes, Babyshambles and Coldplay.</p>
<p>Anyway, here are Mike Gourlay&#8217;s lovely and enthusiastic thoughts on <em>Funeral: </em></p>
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<p><em><span style="line-height: normal; font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-size: 12px;"><strong>ARCADE FIRE &#8211; ‘FUNERAL’</strong></span></span></em></p>
<p><em>OK it’s an obvious choice, you probably own and love it already and it’ll be overlooked by everyone for something less known (yawn) but here are ten reasons why ‘Funeral’ is without a shadow of a doubt the best album of the decade :</p>
<p><span style="line-height: normal; font-size: medium;"><span style="line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica, Verdana, Arial;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">&#8220;Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Neighborhood #2 (Laïka)&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Une Année Sans Lumière&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Neighborhood #3 (Power Out)&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Neighborhood #4 (7 Kettles)&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Crown of Love&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Wake Up&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Haïti&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Rebellion (Lies)&#8221;<br />
&#8220;In the Backseat&#8221;</span></span></span></p>
<p>Alas, whilst that should be enough, perhaps it’s cheating here.</p>
<p>So why is ‘Funeral’ so motherfricking great ? Why does it want to make you go out and run around the streets in a gang, cartwheelin’ freely, shouting at the top of your lungs and generally ne’erdoing well ?</p>
<p>Well mostly because it’s so wonderfully, wonderfully childlike. It’s the sound of pure idealism in a world that is bloody ugly and where cynicism rules, in a culture that celebrates the grey, the average and the lowest common denominator. It sticks out like a sore bloody thumb in other words thank goodness.</p>
<p>For me, at least, it towers over anything else written in the last ten years and has everything you want in pop (yep, pop) music – disaffected youth, alienation, belief, rebellion (lies), heartbreak, pain and bloody great chorus. I mean huge, bloody great choruses.</p>
<p>This is what music should be &#8211; articulate, intelligent, joyous, astonishing, mesmerising, beautiful and absolutely, categorically, otherworldly.</p>
<p>If you don’t own “Funeral’ put it on your list to Santa. It won’t let you down and chances are it’ll be one of the few you own that you can go back to time and again over the next ten, twenty, thirty years. It really is that good.</p>
<p>In fact ‘Funeral’ makes me blush very time I mention its name, it’s that damned good. I might be a little in love with it and that’s no bad thing, music should after all make you feel something. Has to surely ?</p>
<p>In fact feck all these adjectives and this inarticulacy and bollocks to finishing this article, I’m off to listen to it now.</p>
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<p><em>Happy new year!</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s not for the cock, it&#8217;s for album of the decade #6</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gavin Williams</dc:creator>
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The latest album of the decade is one released this year and one which has deservedly featured on presumably all the best of 2009 lists you could possibly want to strain your bloodshot eyes at. It is the third studio album by Grizzly Bear, Veckatimest, and is written about here by Sam Travis:

Grizzly Bear- Vekatimest

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<p>The latest album of the decade is one released this year and one which has deservedly featured on presumably all the best of 2009 lists you could possibly want to strain your bloodshot eyes at. It is the third studio album by <strong>Grizzly Bear, Veckatimest</strong>, and is written about here by Sam Travis:</p>
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<p><strong><em>Grizzly Bear- Vekatimest</em></strong><em><br />
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<em>Maybe it isn’t my favourite album of the past decade, but it has got me listening to it enough recently that I’ve had a tough time remembering what is (In fact a lot of music seems to have drifted away in a folky, grizzly haze). Perfect melodies and harmonies (Two Weeks, Cheerleader) are nicely offset with random eruptions of swirling noise (Southern point, Ready, able). The tight swagger of the rhythm section keeps things ticking along; the moments of melody never sound clichéd, the “left turns” to which the band are prone never sound self-indulgent. Long story short, its just stunning, walking-with-headphones-on-cold-clear-autumn/winter’s-day music. Oh and “Foreground” is as good a closer as anything else I’ve heard, resigned and melancholy, yet strangely uplifting (maybe uplifting is a stretch). Seems like a fitting end to the decade to me.</em></p>
<p><em>P.S. Here&#8217;s hoping that the jangly piano bit in Southern Point was really supposed to sound like Still D.R.E</em></p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Not For The Cock, It&#8217;s For Albums Of The Decade no. 5</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lauren</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;m not exactly sure of the name of the job our fifth guest writer Simon Morley does at labels Full Time Hobby and Hassle but what he does is to find original and exciting new music and sell it to you people. Basically his job is to love music and without his fine work you [...]]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;m not exactly sure of the name of the job our fifth guest writer Simon Morley does at labels Full Time Hobby and Hassle but what he does is to find original and exciting new music and sell it to you people. Basically his job is to love music and without his fine work you wouldn&#8217;t be able to go into a shop and buy records by the likes of Tubelord, School Of Seven Bells and White Denim. I&#8217;d of been pretty disappointed if none of our guest writers decided to write about Kid A by Radiohead so a huge thanks to Simon for stepping up.<span id="more-1286"></span></p>
<p>Imagine trying to follow OK Computer. This is the tricky position Radiohead found themselves in by 1998. According to Wikipedia the theme of OK Computer was something to do with a disconnection to the modern world. An accelerated society fueled by advanced capitalism, all that sort of stuff <img src='http://www.itsnotforthecock.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />  So you&#8217;d assume the attention the band had been attracting since &#8216;Creep&#8217; wouldn&#8217;t have helped the band&#8217;s already bleak outlook. The mainstream anticipation for the follow up record was huge and most likely reason the band went down the route they did. Rather than build on the sound they&#8217;d gradually developed over 3 albums, they deconstructed everything. They started from scratch, adopting a much more electronic and experimental sound palette, sampling lots of their own and other people&#8217;s sounds. To me it sounds like a band making an album for themselves, not their record label, not their fans. It&#8217;s a big FUCK YOU in the face of commercial music. It says &#8216;yeah we can write big radio hits, but we don&#8217;t want to&#8230; we want to do this.&#8217; The fact that Kid A featured no singles or videos suggests it might be a whacked-out-experimental-mind-melting-mess without any songs but it wasn&#8217;t. It features some of their best, my favorites being &#8216;Everything In It&#8217;s Right Place&#8217;, &#8216;The National Anthem&#8217; and &#8216;Idioteteque&#8217;.</p>
<p>Also, the artwork is good too innit.</p>
<p>A big thanks to Simon for that. Please check out his work for <a href="http://www.hasslerecords.com" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/www.hasslerecords.com');">Hassle </a> and <a href="http://www.fulltimehobby.co.uk" >Full Time Hobby</a>.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s not for the cock, it&#8217;s for some artists&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:50:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gavin Williams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not content with eating cheese and doing the washing up, my Christmas holidays have already led me to write a blog post on a couple of bands and artists I&#8217;ve been sweating happiness over recently. These guys aren&#8217;t particularly new and have no real string of affiliation connecting them, other than they&#8217;re all absolutely fantastic [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not content with eating cheese and doing the washing up, my Christmas holidays have <em>already</em> led me to write a blog post on a couple of bands and artists I&#8217;ve been sweating happiness over recently. These guys aren&#8217;t particularly new and have no real string of affiliation connecting them, other than they&#8217;re all absolutely fantastic and should get on with 2010 like a house on fire. Ya dig?</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">First up is this young man, one Ernest Greene A.K.A <strong>Washed Out</strong> from South Carolina. <em>Almost </em>sounding like a cheesy 80s throwback, Washed Out drapes gorgeously dreamy synths around sturdy beats and hazy vocals to create something akin to feeling warm, gooey chocolate run down your throat. With songs like the phenomenally blissed out &#8216;Feel It All Around&#8217;, Greene smoothly and consistently creates songs which simultaneously draw a reaction from your brain, your heart and your feet.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Let that dipping chocolaty audio goodness seduce you <a href="http://www.myspace.com/thebabeinthewoods" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/www.myspace.com');">NOW</a>.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Here, now, sitting on a scruffy red sofa outside some sort of retail establishment, we have the one man band from Leeds- <strong>Spectrals</strong>. This plucky young lad seems to have an overwhelming penchant for music created long before his, and indeed probably most of our, time. Combining early doo-wop with rockabilly and surf only projecting it through walls of fuzz and tinny recording, Spectrals has a fine way of half hiding his prettily constructed pop songs. When something sounds like the Pulp Fiction soundtrack but performed and recorded in an abandoned warehouse in Northern England, it can only be a good thing.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Here&#8217;s that <a href="http://www.myspace.com/spectralspectral" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/www.myspace.com');">good thing.</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.itsnotforthecock.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Trailer+Trash+Tracys+trailertracies.jpg" ><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1279" title="Trailer+Trash+Tracys+trailertracies" src="http://www.itsnotforthecock.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Trailer+Trash+Tracys+trailertracies.jpg" alt="Trailer+Trash+Tracys+trailertracies" width="400" height="359" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">London&#8217;s superb <strong>Trailer Trash Tracys</strong> dress the bare, stark bones of their songs with the beautifully swelling voice of Susanne Aztoria and the raw majestic quality of Jimmy Lee&#8217;s enveloping guitar. They released &#8216;Candy Girl&#8217; as a single on No Pain In Pop this September and, if this is anything of an indicator, 2010 should see them sweep slowly but surely into the hearts of music fans via both lonely bedroom sessions and live venues.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.myspace.com/trailertrashtracys" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/www.myspace.com');">Sweep sweep.</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Joy Orbison</strong> is a DJ/Producer from London who is beginning to create some discernible ripples among the world of music. Not only has he he made the most underrated (outside a few pretty specific circles) single of the year in &#8216;HYPH MNGO&#8217;, he&#8217;s also a possible name to eventually be whittled down to the shortlist of the BBC sound of 2010.  Much more importantly than all that though, the aforementioned &#8216;HYPH MNGO&#8217; adds something often lacking in Dubstep, <em>colour. </em>The song rockets around with enough bass and heavy beats to drive the dance floor, but it also offers waves of optimism and snippets of euphoria within  its fantastically crafted structure.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Listen to <a href="http://www.myspace.com/joyorbison" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/www.myspace.com');">J- Orb</a>.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">It would be easy to make lazy comparisons to other female centric bands, but there&#8217;s no need to cheapen <strong>Wetdog</strong> with this as they&#8217;re more than capable of standing up on their own two legs. Their fast, art school-esque post punk is driven by the bass guitar with the drums and guitars seemingly running doggedly after it. The vocals, meanwhile, flit between ironic and knowing delivery to theatrical, flourishing  singing just as the songs themselves trotter off happily down whichever tangent their impulses seem to take them.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Check it out <a href="http://www.myspace.com/wetdogthebest" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/www.myspace.com');">HERE. </a></p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s not for the cock, it&#8217;s for album of the decade #4</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:13:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gavin Williams</dc:creator>
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Aaaaaaaand the fourth album up in our so far successful series of posts, which aims to provide some guest writers a chance to voice their opinions on some of the best albums released this decade, is 2003s &#8216;Zoo Psychology&#8217; by Ex Models, chosen by Michael M from the band We Are The Physics. The fantastically frantic [...]]]></description>
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<p>Aaaaaaaand the fourth album up in our so far successful series of posts, which aims to provide some guest writers a chance to voice their opinions on some of the best albums released this decade, is 2003s &#8216;Zoo Psychology&#8217; by Ex Models, chosen by Michael M from the band We Are The Physics. The fantastically frantic Scottish punk of WATP can be found <a href="http://www.myspace.com/wearethephysics" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/www.myspace.com');">here</a>, along with all other relevant information such as alternative media platforms like TWITTER and FACEBOOK and EMAIL  and PAGERS and PIGEON CARRIER INFORMATION&#8230;</p>
<p>Anyway, here are Michael&#8217;s warm and fuzzy thoughts centred towards Ex Models (thank you Michael!):</p>
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<p><strong><em>ZOO PSYCHOLOGY</em></strong><em> by </em><strong><em>EX MODELS</em></strong><em><br />
There were a brain-ful of amazing records that came out over </em><span style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: #ffffcc; background-position: initial initial;"><em>the</em></span><em> past ten years, and it took me ages to decide on one I figured was my favourite. There were so many I hold quite close to me like Franz Ferdinand&#8217;s debut, “Love In </em><span style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: #ffffcc; background-position: initial initial;"><em>The</em></span><em> Fascist Brothel” by </em><span style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: #ffffcc; background-position: initial initial;"><em>The</em></span><em> Plot To Blow Up </em><span style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: #ffffcc; background-position: initial initial;"><em>The</em></span><em> Eiffel Tower, and </em><span style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: #ffffcc; background-position: initial initial;"><em>the</em></span><em> Futureheads debut. But, </em><span style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: #ffffcc; background-position: initial initial;"><em>the</em></span><em> one record that completely changed my life was “Zoo Psychology” by Ex Models. This was their second album and I&#8217;d never heard anything like it before. Like Oingo Boingo and Brainiac and Devo and Talking Heads, all in </em><span style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: #ffffcc; background-position: initial initial;"><em>the</em></span><em> one entity, with no knowledge that each of them </em><span style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: #ffffcc; background-position: initial initial;"><em>are</em></span><em> there. It yelps and jerks its way through barely twenty minutes of disjointed rhythms and shrieking ring-modulated guitars that sound like someone jamming a pencil into an eye and twisting it. It&#8217;s not an easy listen, but I don&#8217;t think good records should be – they deserve your attention. It&#8217;s noisy, jaggy, rough and neurotic and yet totally danceable. </em><span style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: #ffffcc; background-position: initial initial;"><em>The</em></span><em> album itself has a bizarre sense of humour, even some of </em><span style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: #ffffcc; background-position: initial initial;"><em>the</em></span><em> riffs seem to be mocking you. It&#8217;s short, fast and to </em><span style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: #ffffcc; background-position: initial initial;"><em>the</em></span><em> point and, as such, in recent years I&#8217;ve decided to live by </em><span style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: #ffffcc; background-position: initial initial;"><em>the</em></span><em> rules of Ex Models and apply them to all my life decisions. Essentially, when I&#8217;m confused about something, I just stick a ring modulator on it and jerk about, then everything&#8217;s much better.</em></p>
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